The Platinum Pocket Pussy Melter is the ultimate distortion pedal developed by Steel Panther. It spawned out of its big brother who was in turn spawned out of The Sunset Strip, hairspray, whiskey, sweat and other bodily fluids. This time it’s platinum, and fits in your pocket. It was tested on stage and in the bedroom, tour bus, bathroom and your mom's house. It's designed in the spirit of an overdriven tube amp, so you can run it through your clean fucking channel!.

Yes, this pedal is crafted and tested in the USA just like us, Steel Fuckin' Panther!

DIRECTIONS

Put down your beer, look at the pedal and locate the Put It In and Pull Out jacks. You should also make sure there is 9V power flowing through the pedal, but if you don't know that you might want to sell your cheap Strat copy and go back to flipping burgers.

Start with the pedal settings wherever the hell you want them to be. If you want to dial in ultimate wetness, you might want to start with the knobs at 12 o'clock.

Your amplifier needs to either be in standby mode or off when you plug your Pussy Melter in. Start off with your amplifier in clean mode unless you're one of those noise-rock clowns who just wants to sound like crap constantly.

Run an instrument cable from your guitar to the Pussy Melter Put It In jack. Run another instrument cable from the Pull Out jack of your Pussy Melter to the lame named input jack of your amplifier.

You totally just hit a cord and then checked the volume on your guitar before plugging it in, didn't you?

To kick ass with the Pussy Melter, press or step on the footswitch until the LED is illuminated. Adjust your pedal volume to match your amplifier or your boost level. Dial in your desired settings by adjusting the Pussy Melter knobs and switches to shape your individual tone.

Yes, we say knob a lot!

Then get some bitchin clothes and go rock a stage. Don't worry about the other band members though. It's all about the guitarist anyway.

CONTROLS
LOADS - How much do you want? Turn it up to get more!
BOOTIE - You like more junk in the trunk. Use this knob to bring out that bottom end.
SIZZLE - Sometimes it's good to hear the screams. Sometimes it's better silent. Clockwise brings the pain, counterclockwise tones it down.
FOOTSWITCH - Step on this to Melt Pussies. You're welcome.

POWER

You can try harnessing the static electricity created by hot sex to directly power the pedal, but if you can do that you should probably work for NASA, or Space X. Probably Space X. Plug in an external 9V DC (center negative) power supply and don't steal your mom's vibrator charger. They use different voltage.

PRACTICE SAFE SHRED

The Pussy Melter is powered by Mosfet technology. This is as close as you get to a tube amp without tubes, but it also makes the pedal as sensitive as a freshly shaved scrotum. Watch out when stacking the Pussy Melter: other pedals can add noise to your audio signal, as will TVs, computer monitors, your walkman or bunk ass NYC power. Steer clear of other electronic devices to avoid this inter-ference, unless you want the pussies in your vicinity to stay as dry as a nun's gusset, as dry as the powder Lexxi uses to put on his latex leggings, as dry as Anti-Lube™ developed by the Russians in the 60s to destroy America, as dry as fill in the fucking blanks we can't do everything for you!

Stop reading this and get to melting pussy already!!!

SPECIFICATIONS

Bypass mode	True Bypass
Dimensions	50 × 95 x 50mm deep (Width x Depth x Height)
Input Connector	Mono ¼" jack
Output Connector	Mono ¼" jack
Power Input	9V DC (center negative) power supply 12mA current draw

 

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