Tinder Tender

Regular price $ 69.99

Intune with modern Tinder use, the Tinder Tender takes the strain of swiping right on everyone. That way you will have more time to practice your rockstar moves, sew up your spandex and take your antibiotics.   

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Disclaimer: The product is not actually guaranteed to work unless you’re as rad as the members of Steel Panther. It may do harm to body parts.   We won’t be held responsible for any damage, disfigurement, mutilation, small-penis complex, or permanent emotional damage you may incur from using said products.  You’ve been warned